Child on TV: I like Komodo Dragons because they are not afraid of anything.
Me: Is that true?
Heidi: Mom! There is no such thing as dragons!
Me: There are Komodo Dragons. They are big lizards, not dragons. It’s just their name. Like a Bulldog isn’t really a bull.
Heidi: Do you really not know why they call Bulldogs a BULLDOG? And why they call a Bullmastiff a BULLMASTIFF?
Me: Because they Bulldog used to work with Bulls?
Heidi: No! Because Bulldogs are strong like a bull. And a Bullmastiff is big like a bull. You really didn’t know that?
Me: Nope, I guess not.