A 70 Pound Lap Dog - In A Hammock!

Pig fancies himself a lap dog.  He always has and I am sure he always will.

Too bad he is 70 pounds!

One beautiful night early this spring I was enjoying my new hammock when the bulldog wandered over to say hi.

I scratched his head and jokingly said "Oh, big guy, come up here!"

I was certain he would be to afraid of the holey fabric and swinging to even try.

I was wrong.  Completely wrong.

Then next thing I know he is climbing up and ignoring all of my attempts to stop him.

And then this happened.

And this.

Oh man.  I love you but come on!

All right.  You are a handsome dog.  I guess you can stay for a few minutes.

But would you please just do me one favor?  Please stop breathing on me!